December 2011
17 posts
Bili mo ko Moonleaf.
Ako: ( Nagtext ako) Pa, bili mo ko Moonleaf. Wintermelon Milk Tea dalawang extra pearl
Papa: Ha? Naku nasa Sun ako ngayon, malabo ako makapunta sa Moon ngayon.
Ako: Bwahahahah!
Dec 8th
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Dec 6th
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'Yung moment na naging ka-group mo ang best friend...
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Dec 6th
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Dec 4th
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Your friend will always be there for you, whether...
Dec 3rd
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I’M SEXY AND I KNOW IT →
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Dec 3rd
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Alam mo kung ano ang pinakamasakit na nararamdaman...
beben-eleben: ‘Yung tipong kahit na napakaraming taong nakapaligid sa akin, ikaw at ikaw pa rin talaga ‘yung unang-una kong hahanapin.
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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That feeling when we text each other all the time,...
beben-eleben:
Dec 3rd
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Beben: Para ho.
Driver: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Beben: Ay hindi ho manong. Sa gitna po, para masagasaan ako.
Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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October 2011
4 posts
When people get hurt, they change. And when they...
Oct 23rd
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Oct 14th
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MAYAYAMAN MAN O MAHIRAP
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July 2011
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May 18th
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April 2011
92 posts
I hate it when people take pictures of their face
and then put the comment as “ignore my face”. Bitch, how the fuck are we supposed to ignore your face if it’s the only thing in the damn picture.
Apr 27th
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When your bestfriend misses a day of school and...
carloariedo: PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ME AGAIN. HA! ‘^^
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Justin Bieber thought Malaysia was Manila. Well,...
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Apr 24th
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Guys, I can't go on Tumblr tomorrow. I have lots...
itsgonnabejemmiebee: twistedsatisfaction: Amp. :))
Apr 24th
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Wag ka na masyadong magpulbo kung maitim ka...
pilosopogyno: Magmumukha ka lang nagco-cosplay ng CRINKLES.
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
“Kung makahampas ka naman, feel mo close tayo?”
– Ipis (via pilosopogyno)
Apr 24th
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Kung di mo kayang tumawa ng tumawa sa iisang joke...
Apr 24th
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Si Pedro at si Juan Tamad...
pilosopogyno: Pedro: Juan, bakit mo hinihintay mahulog ‘yung bayabas imbis na kunin mo? Juan Tamad: Alam mo kasi, hindi lahat ng kukunin mo talagang mapapasayo. Minsan kailangan mo talagang maghintay para malaman mo kung talagang para sayo.
Apr 24th
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“Pag nagsabi ka ng I love you, wag kang mag-expect ng sagot. Hindi naman din kasi...”
– (via pilosopogyno)
Apr 24th
Sorry kung hindi ko naibigay sa'yo ang lahat.
pilosopogyno: Hindi ko naman ginusto maging SUPERMARKET.
Apr 24th
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'Yung tipong lahat nalang ng bagay jini-GM.
pilosopogyno: Guys, nasagasaan ako dito sa may sa amin. Haha, wala lang. Share lang. Lunch na po kayo. Papunta na ‘yung ambulansya. @Junjun, oo pre, puntahan mo nalang ako mamaya sa ospital. GM ng nasagasaan. NP: Best I ever had - Drake ft. Nicki Minaj 
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Whenever little kids stare at me, I stare back...
Apr 24th
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I don't understand why people need drugs when...
thatcurveyoucallyoursmile:
Apr 24th
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Pimples and pimple marks, please leave me alone!
littlemisspauper: Pretty please?
Apr 24th
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MY IDEAL GUY ♥
07-twenty1ne: Someone I can call my bestfriend. Comforts me when I`m upset. Surprises me with flowers during ordinary days. Holds my hand and makes sure everything will be alright. Dances with me even without music. Surprises me with kisses. ITS YOOOOOOU! :*
Apr 24th
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When you invite your best friend to eat with you
sleezysays:
Apr 24th
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Parang magkakasakit ako.
pilosopogyno: ‘Yung mga taong… Friend: Parang magkakasakit ako. Gyno: Oh, edi parang uminom ka ng parang gamot para parang gumaling ka? Wow, feel mo? Friend: Parang magkakasakit ako. Gyno: Ay really? Ako naman, pahula din ako.   O kaya, Friend: Parang magkakasakit ako. Gyno: Sorry, walang parang doktor dito.   Pwede ding… Friend: Parang magkakasakit ako. Gyno: Ano gusto mong...
Apr 24th
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Hindi lahat ng nasa huli, matatangkad. Minsan,...
Apr 24th
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